MaBlok

This latest weight lost regime has been proven effective with minimum side effects and is foreseen to be the next big thing to in the weight lost fad community since the controversial Atkins diet. So be the first to try it out and have ppl throwing great compliments at you in clubs. Here is a list you must have to ensure you see the results in the shortest period of time..

1. A week of absolutely nothin to do.

2. An egoistics boyfriend that doesn’t call you at ALL for days after some small arguements.

3. A list of people that you can call to go party and have booze.

4. Lots of H2O.

Ok now for the instructions.

1. Arrange yourself a week of absolutely nothin to do.

2. On day 1, pick a petty thing to argue with your boyfriend. **Note: please be mindful that the ‘egoistic-boyfriend-tht-doesn’t-call-at-all-for-days’  is a critical element to ensure a successful program.

3. On Day 2,3,4,5 or (till u run out of leave) arrange for clubbing outings with your list of acquaintances. Have yourself lots of booze and booty shaking.

4. After clubbing it is important that you grab something to eat so that your body knows that you r still eating solid food and will not sole-ly rely on alcohol as body fuel. So arrange for supper with ur frens, or new-found friends from the night.

5. Lastly drink lots of H20 to avoid a hangover and this is also to make you feel so bloated that you will not feel like eating anything the next day and if you do eat something the next morning…the chances are soon after you’ll be running to the toilet bowl to puke everything out.

6. And there u have it. U should see results on day 3 to 4 (result varies on individuals).

*A 3 times a week 2hour gym session was incorporate in the program for guranteed results.

**Legally not held reliable for any undesired side effects.

Been getting a lot of comments from ppl i bump into in clubs saying that i lost weight….and the first thing tht popped up in my mind was…..

Could it be that the lightings in clubs are getting more advance?

Could it be that they found a new technology to enchance people’s appearance under such lightings?

Or could it be that praising ppl in clubs are the safest way to a insincere compliment without feeling guilty about it.

Ok ok…i’m just bad at handling compliments, be it sincere or not.

fine..fine !!! I’ll admit I lost some weight….there its out!!!! sigh…i hate admiting and knowing the fact tht i lost weight…. i mean of course u feel good but then with this new found knowledge the thought of -”eating-another-helping-of-dessert-won’t-do-any-harm-since-i-can-afford-to-now-tht-i’ve-lost-weight" will start to play in my head….and u knew how the story goes la ……

Went over to my tailors at far east to collect my uniform the other day. And after a long due appointment, i thought tht they’d be right n ready with my new uniform. WEll in they got the ‘ready’ part but it was nowhere near being ‘right’. The uniforms were like 2 size bigger than it sud. And instead of being apologetic they kept accusing me that I lost a lot of weight hence it being ill-fitting. They were all like conversing among each other in mandarin , saying ‘WAH so lose ar…she must have lost like 3kg is it???!!! I pinned all those lose sides until i’m almost out of pins edi. Wah at this rate we have to alter alot and we can’t go back home in time edi…. SIGHH!!!!!!’ … and all these remarks went on and on the entire time i was there….Well maybe i did lose a lil… like just 300grams!!! Anyway i didn’t want it being to tight as i’m sure i’ll gain weight in the future.

Anyway at least they made the alterations there and then and i manage to collect all my 4 sets of uniform on tht day itself and they were not as tight as my old ones…Hiphip hurray… I can breathe properly again while working in those uniforms . Now I can’t wait to wear them… : p (what can i say about girls and new clothes, we’d always want to wear and show them off…. even if they are work uniforms…